*Okay, it is NOT in fact a pulse-pounding, thrill-a-minute page-turner. Okay, we may have exaggerated a tiny bit there. Okay, a lot.

Okay. But it does tell the heartwarming story of a boy and his dog, and — no wait, that's another story. Jeez, branding strategy just isn't as sexy as, say, an action flick. (Unless your career depends on branding strategy. Taking market share can be more exciting than the shootout in the steam tunnel.)

Okay? This eBrochure is — to start with — a story about dead guys.

No, seriously.

 

Tell people about us, preferably potential clients who meet our "3B" criteria: brains, bravery, budget. They'll be grateful. You'll be glad you did. Thank you thank you thank you sheriff.