Who are we searching for today?
updated May 10, 2008
Account service
Account supervisor ... or seasoned, high energy, detail-oriented, ready-to-move-up AE. 3-5 years agency experience with significant client contact. New business experience a big plus.
Online media planner/buyer
We're looking to add this position in a few months, but we're interviewing now. Offline media planning is a helpful plus, but primarily we're looking for solid credentials in online work to build ecommerce business.
Unfortunately, no current openings for
... writers, web designers or programmers, art directors, graphic designers, production artists, producers, traffic, admins, janitors, or CEOs. This doesn't mean our needs won't change eleven minutes from now when we land the El Biggo account; send us your résumé, a link to your online portfolio, or the answer to life's persistent questions. Please refrain from following your résumé with phone calls “to make sure it arrived.” (It did.) By the way, if you're a graphic or web professional, and you don't have an online portfolio, don't contact us until you evolve. I mean hey. The days of lugging a big pizza case from agency to agency is so last millennium, like Paulie Shore movies, admirable Presidents and Space Food Sticks. We're just sayin'.
Client (Full Time)
But here's a great job. Don't just sit on your ad budget; join us as a client. You would participate on an insightful strategic team, get Disciplined Creative for your company — and become a hero when the results roll in. Plus you get to say stuff like “Gosh, you guys sure are swell!” and “Why don't we do lunch, play 18, then have the meeting?” Clients should e-mail The Big Cheese who's ready to tee it up. By the way, we judge potential clients using three criteria: Brains, Bravery, Budget. If you have one, we're interested. If you have two, we're eager. All three? G'wan. Pull the other one.
Interns?
See our intimidating Creativity Test. (Say, Intimi-Dating could be a new reality TV show concept. 12 guys named Tim lust after a bachelorette on an island who's secretly dealing with fear of tarantulas. Grand Prize, cool internship. Hmmm. Maybe not.)
Freelancers?
Outside of Web programmers, we don't use many freelancers, but if you are just freakin' brilliant, point us to your online portfolio. We'll look, and keep you on file. You never know. You just never know. Know what I mean?
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