Who are we searching for today?
updated June 10, 2008
Art Director/Graphic Designe
We grow. We expand. Today, opportunity knocks for a seasoned AD/designer who can see a project through from concept through production. We're looking for high creativity (we don't do "ordinary") and self-starter energy. Fun (and growing) client list, highly energized atmosphere. Some print, some web, so a sensitivity to issues of usability and navigation is essential. Point us to your portfolio.
Unfortunately, no current openings for
... account service, writers, web programmers, producers, traffic, admins, janitors, or CEOs. This doesn't mean our needs won't change eleven minutes from now when we land the El Biggo account; send us your résumé, a link to your online portfolio, or the answer to life's persistent questions. Please refrain from following your résumé with phone calls “to make sure it arrived.” (It did.) By the way, if you're a graphic or web professional, and you don't have an online portfolio, don't contact us until you evolve. I mean hey. The days of lugging a big pizza case from agency to agency is so last millennium, like parachute pants, admirable Presidents and Space Food Sticks. We're just sayin'.
Client (Full Time)
Ah, but here's a great job. Don't just sit on your marketing budget; join us as a client. You would participate on an insightful strategic team, get Disciplined Creative to build your brand — and be a hero when the results roll in. Plus you get to say stuff like “Gosh, you guys sure are swell!” and “Why don't we do lunch, play 18, then have the meeting?” Clients should e-mail The Big Cheese who's ready to tee it up. By the way, we judge potential clients using three criteria: Brains, Bravery, Budget. If you have even one, we're interested. If you have two, we're eager. All three? G'wan. Don't kid a kidder.
Interns?
See our intimidating Creativity Test. (Say, Intimi-Dating could be a new reality TV show concept. 12 guys named Tim lust after a bachelorette on an island who's secretly dealing with fear of tarantulas. Grand Prize, cool internship. Hmmm. Maybe not.)
We don't often use freelancers, but if you are just freakin' brilliant, point us to your online portfolio. We'll look, and keep you on file. You never know. You just never know. Know what I mean?
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